Mad hick disease

a disease that has been quarantined to the country sides to prevent further spread. Symptoms included killing of random animals, missing teeth, driving a large truck, judging your manhood on how much you can lift, and defining life through your high school football career.
I'm going back to the bubble, wish me luck and pray I don't die of frost bite/boredom/mad hick disease.
by Bubble escapee December 16, 2009
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texas hicks bomb

a fucking rotten, disgusting, shit smelling fart that usually comes from overweight assholes from texas. they take pleasure in seeing others suffer from the stink of their filth
i came into work this morning and almost fucking puked cause one of the guys dropped a texas hicks bomb in the office.
by sgt mo January 08, 2009
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Hick Be Good Stick

Stick used to keep rustlers, wranglers, cowboys, cowpokes, and other assorted rednecks in line.
Boy, you best be in line or I'll pull out the hick be good stick on yer ass.
by JB12420 December 26, 2010
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Red Neck Hick

A Red Neck Hick is someone who lives in Texas and is married to there Cousin/Sister/Mother
Jesse Younger is a Red Neck Hick!
by Jonny Nitro July 27, 2004
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Dighton-Rehoboth Hicks

anyone from Dighton-Rehoboth is called one of these because they all live in farm town an think they are awesome but they are all stupid as hell. every single person has a tractor in their front yard and they ride hayrides to school instead of a school bus
Boy Number 1: Hey, want to go on a hay ride?
Boy Number 2: NO WAY! what do you think i'm one of those Dighton-Rehoboth Hicks or something?
by VikingQueen$33k March 12, 2008
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northern hick

Basically someone who wants to be a "hick" or from the south. Some who have actually came from the south and kepted their southern ways. They are mainly located in Iowa, Oregon, or Idaho, living in a small town. Try really hard to be a hick, A lot of the time over dose things, just to look like a hick, like be racist, when most of them down south loves black people. I dont believe in a hick unless they are truly southern!!
northern hick
by dixy123 September 11, 2011
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Starving-mouth hick

A person who prefers a large quantity of low quality food, over a small portion of high quality food.
I don't like having dinner with the neighbors, because those starving-mouth hicks always want to go to buffets.
by Harmon Smoothberger April 14, 2016
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