The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.
"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."
by Gription October 23, 2012
Get the Happy Slonacmug. a loyal and chirpy fren who has stuck by his owners for years and years. such a blorb. always enthusiastic about millet and constantly gets annoyed by his little sister Lucky. the best bird in the world.
by yousillygoose March 2, 2021
Get the happy the birbmug. When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".
by FakeMeat June 4, 2007
Get the Happy strangermug. by Salito September 28, 2017
Get the sue happymug. by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016
Get the happy slappymug. Your bestfriend's birthday.
by bitches in da house August 29, 2020
Get the happy bitchdaymug. Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.
Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.
Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.
by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019
Get the Happy biscuitmug.