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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

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A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
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Get-a-Hamburger

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the act of a video game player in which he or she finds someone to give a blowjob to, after playing with unsportsmanlike conduct
Player one: " Haha, I won. I just released the dawgs. haha haha haha."
Player two: "DUDE, go Get-a-Hamburger!"
Get-a-Hamburger by beleraform April 3, 2009
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hobo hamburger

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Devising a delicious dish by using body parts of a person who is fond of couches.
Ralph: Hey Mr. Todd, What are you eating?
Sweeney: Oh, it's just a hobo hamburger. mwah mwah mwah.
Ralph: Oh, i get it. A joke.
Sweeney: Die motherfucker!!!!!!!!1111
(ralph lies dead on floor)
hobo hamburger by tweeney sodd March 19, 2011
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fuzzy hamburger eater 

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a big time lezbo that also eats carpet for a living.
"hey carol nezdill why do you have all of those bananas in the freezer, you must be a fuzzy hamburger eater."
fuzzy hamburger eater by bigmoedorito November 6, 2009
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Ghetto Hamburger Helper

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Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.
Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."
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Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

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if you can't afford it (whatever 'it' may be) now, why even get that shit? Originally a catch phrase from Wimpy on that ol' skool shit: Popeye the Sailor Man
Hey bro, spot me twenty on this sack?
Fuck you man! Why pay tuesday for...
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