Salmon handler

The art of venturing into the nether regions of a woman. Aka fingering the pussy.

I am now a licensed salmon handler.

by E.L.James October 19, 2015

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Maddie Hadley

When a guy send a huge text to their friend who is a girl. Saying how they're breaking up when they were just friends ... Leaving the girl super confused

That guy Maddie Hadley that chick.

by Hose skirt August 1, 2016

Caleb Hadley

He is a very funny guy with a BIG ASS head and he likes to hunt and black baseball. He's got a shit ton of dogs.

Caleb Hadley likes Brooklyn
Caleb Hadley has a big head

by jprice_13 May 10, 2018

Shaft Handler

A highly skilled Bar/Pick-up hockey player.

Man! Toms a real Shaft Handler.

by PatsMySon October 4, 2018

Madison Haller

The sexiest person alive.

Madison Haller is so sexy

by Thatsasecretillnevertellxoxoxo December 16, 2019

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020