The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.
by What’s your handle321 February 10, 2024
Get the Hyper Nut mug.A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
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Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
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by What’s your handle321 March 2, 2024
Get the Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL mug.N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.
Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.
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Get the Hyper-Niche mug.The state of being unable to act because of excessive analysis—overthinking every angle, anticipating every outcome, calculating every risk until decision becomes impossible. Hyper-analytic paralysis is what happens when the analytic mind, instead of serving action, replaces it. The sufferer doesn't make decisions; they make analyses of analyses, recursively trapped in thought without end. This condition is endemic among intellectuals, perfectionists, and anyone who has ever spent two hours choosing a restaurant on a food delivery app. The cure is not more analysis but the recognition that some decisions don't warrant it. Not every choice is life-or-death; some are just lunch.
Hyper-Analytic Paralysis xample: "He spent a month analyzing whether to ask her out—calculating probabilities, rehearsing scenarios, weighing outcomes. Hyper-analytic paralysis had him completely. By the time he decided to act, she was dating someone else. Analysis had cost him the very thing he was analyzing."
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Get the Hyper-Analytic Paralysis mug.The mistaken belief that individuals can be understood, evaluated, or held responsible entirely independently of their social context, relationships, and systems. This fallacy ignores that no one is an island—that choices are shaped by circumstances, that success depends on luck and privilege, that failure is often systemic rather than personal. The hyper-individualist fallacy is beloved of meritocracy myth-makers, bootstrap-pullers, and anyone who wants to ignore structural inequality. It's the logic of "if I made it, anyone can," ignoring that "I" had advantages they don't see. The fallacy allows its holders to blame the poor for poverty and credit themselves for success, both with equal injustice.
Hyper-Individualist Fallacy Example: "He attributed his success entirely to hard work, ignoring the family wealth that paid for college, the connections that got him jobs, the luck that put him in the right place at the right time. The hyper-individualist fallacy let him see only himself, not the system that supported him. His advice to others—'just work harder'—was sincere, sincere and wrong."
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