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House Coma

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010
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House Party Hero (HPH)

Noun. A person who does something they later regret or something retarded either intentionally or on accident while intoxicated
Did you see Lauren slip on a balloon and bust her elbow? She's definitely a House Party Hero (HPH).
by 5STARBITCHESSS September 15, 2010
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House of Boxes

Houses that all appear the same, one after another in the same area. Can also mean Apartments too.
The term was mostly used in the late 1800's and early 1900's.

The term is used frequently in Katherine Mansfield's short story 'How Pearl Button was Kidnapped' written in 1912.
"In London, there are so many House of Boxes"
"Yeah, almost like in Little Whinging where the Dursley's house in Harry Potter is"
by LilNuggie69 May 20, 2018
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House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 January 31, 2019
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House Twink

A young, good looking gay man who pays rent by doing housework and looking pretty.
Have you seen my House Twink. The laundry needs to be folded.
by akljaxin February 14, 2019
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House of Gold

1.) To “Give someone a House of Gold” doesn’t refer to a literal house of gold, but rather the idea of opulence and joy. Caring enough for someone to go through hardship and evils of the world for them, with the ultimate end goal for both individials to be well off or content in the name of love. Based off of “House of Gold” by Twenty One Pilots

2.) A “House of Gold” by itself refers to loneliness, greed, and the general corruption of materialism. Refers more to one’s selfish ways. Based off of “A House of Gold” by Hank Williams.
1.) Me: Mom, I love you

Mom: I love you too

Me: I swear one day, I’ll give you the House of Gold you deserve

2.)Person 1: I want the money, the glitz, glam, and the fame. To live in a manshion and have everyone know my name.

Hank Williams: “...I'd rather be in a deep, dark grave, And know that my poor soul was saved. Than to live in this world in A House of Gold, And deny my God and doom my soul...”
by S4nchez29 May 12, 2019
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house cow

An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.
He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.
by SandyButtCheeks April 26, 2019
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