The "on the road" version of a bitch slap, done to an offending driver, by vigorously honking the horn.
by greenolive November 27, 2010
No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.
"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.
by pj.sf July 19, 2012
Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
by Andrius lonesome :(((((((( March 13, 2008
something that is obscenely not good; awful content. absolute opposite of slapping or enjoyable. worthless to create.
Banjert: Have you heard the new Uniform LP?
Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.
Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.
Montressor: Nah I don't even want to. That fool Ben has no riffs and can't write a song to save his life so I KNOW that shit definitely honks. I only listen to song that slap dummy hard.
Banjert: You have a good point, I forgot that he wrote it. His creative output always honks. Lets bump 'DJ Khaled - I'm So Hood (Jamey Jasta Remix)' instead.
by buttfuglybabybitch July 03, 2018
Johnny gave me a honk while we were standing in the lunch line. I'm about to give Leo a honk when he walks by. I'm about to honk the shit out of Kyle when he walks up.
by Jeffrey_Donger69 June 07, 2024
A non-offensive curse word used as a substitute to "hell" or "heck" to indicate suprise or annoyance. Use of this word suggests that the user is just a silly goose.
"Oh HONK! That car almost hit me!"
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."
"This weather humid as honk"
"That cracked phone screen look like it's been to the gates of honk and back."
by Justasillygoose July 22, 2024