Hipster

A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.

by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015

hipster

All the douche like qualities of hippies but less fun drugs

You: Met a hippie chick that wouldn't trip with me.

Me: Most likely just a hipster twat.

by spikel August 8, 2014

hipster

A conformist to non-conformity.

If they use the word "mainstream" more than once in a conversation, you're dealing with a hipster.

by gypsypanther25 May 7, 2014

hipster

A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.

When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.

by T-man. February 3, 2017

hipster

Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans

Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool

by WR weener August 19, 2013

Hipster

Anyone who wears a flannel. Also a pretty large beard with gauges, and you may see the majority of hipsters at panera typing on a type writer.

Did you see those guys yesterday. They had flannels on and were using a type writer don't worry they're just hipsters.

by toxic123 January 26, 2014

Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015