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Guitar Hero

A game people love to buy for any console Ps2 and up great way to have fun when your bored and to listen to great music may even make you want to get a real guitar.
"Hey, can __________ come over?" no he is playing guitar hero
by Gamerman1337 November 21, 2011
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Guitar Hero claw

A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.
'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'

'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'

'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'
by Chris Dangerous Long May 12, 2008
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DJ Hero

The act of female masturbation. The female's hand imitates the motion of a DJ scratching a turntable.
"We were totally hooking up, but she wasn't comfortable with me touching her so she started playing DJ Hero. Right on top of me."

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Guy A: "I walked in on your sister playing DJ Hero last night. Shit got weird."

Guy B: "We don't own DJ Hero, or Guitar Hero even. And why would that be weir- oh. wait. shit. That is weird."
by PBAD May 4, 2010
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Herbst Maneuver

An effective maneuver for when you have an extreme amount of intestinal gas causing pain or pressure. Usually this occurs after a first date, or an important event where you cannot be flatulent for an extended period of time.

To perform the maneuver, simply undress your lower half, sit on a toilet, and begin to slowly rock your body from side to side, bending over as far as you can, and holding for a moment at each side. Since your intestines are somewhat of a winding, circular structural path, this effectively helps the gas bubbles find their way out. Similar to the concept of how the Epley Maneuver treats Vertigo in the inner ear.
In 60 seconds of performing the Herbst Maneuver, the pain has subsided, I have lost two pant sizes, and can return class in time for the exam.
by Demonthrall August 3, 2017
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Anal Hero

One who conquers the anus
that anal hero just emerged from the asscrack
by TheSimpleTruth1697 January 8, 2012
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new school hero

a band from australia who think they are the latest in "punk" sing crappy emo songs.
why the hell would you go to a nsh show? there'll be emos there.
by beatrice August 7, 2004
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Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
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