Most commonly known as travellers, a typical gypsy man is A cheating, worm who lives in a caravan, usually situated in public recreation grounds or places similar. Their aim in life is to be as sneaky and as greedy as humanly possible. They are often seen haggling with local traders and sealing the deal with their famous 'travellers handshake'. They pay no tax and are self proclaimed 'businessmen'. they like show this off in the way they dress: a crisp, open collared shirt is usually worn, to compliment the famous greased down mullet/Mohawk and gold hoop earring. These gypsy lads are usually troll-like in their facial features due to the fact they are pure inbreds. The gypsy women of course, are a different story: Their lavish weddings have been seen by all on British television, which include the sickly, clashing colours of the bridesmaid dresses, and wedding dresses that give the girls scars of their hips. They do ofcourse, have no budget for this wedding as "daddy pays for it all" (probably with filthy, stolen taxpayers money). They drown themselves in fake tan and smother themselves in glitter. Gypsy weddings are a big social event where all the gypsy girls and boys meet and greet. Gypsy girls as young as 10 can be seen in eye watering neon yellow crop tops and hot pants, dutty-whining to the likes of usher and Rhianna, whilst trying to catch the eye of a lad so they can get grabbed and mouth-raped behind the nearest ford fiesta in the wedding reception car park.
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1) See all above definitions EXCEPT the racial slurs.
2) Robot from MST3K with long, snakelike neck and large purple head. Has a large flashlight for an eye. Female by programming, Gypsy is responsible for SOL maintenance and making sure Servo & Crow do their chores.
2) Robot from MST3K with long, snakelike neck and large purple head. Has a large flashlight for an eye. Female by programming, Gypsy is responsible for SOL maintenance and making sure Servo & Crow do their chores.
by Nat Rator June 7, 2004
Get the Gypsy mug.Gypsies(or the correct term) Romani's are a Nomadic people who were recorded to be in Europe(well atleast in Spain and Portgual) around the 1400's. Gypsies are usually very connected to their culture and it usually plays a huge role in their everyday life. It is said they migrated from North India but no one is positive were they are truly from. The word Gypsy comes from Egyptian because it was beloved they were from Egypt(many of them were also told they were the descendants of Pharoahs which in explains why when I went to Spain a boy told me that he had the blood of kings!).Most gpysy music includes some type of foot work and hand use. Usually its some type of foot tapping work and is very fast.Their wedding traditions are pretty contriversal because of the young marriages(I have only heard of them in Romania) or because of ritual were the woman has to be a virgin(in spain the man can leave you right there if you are not a virgin,they do this whole ritual). Most gpysie men are very good looking unlike most people believe. The dress really nice wether its dolce&gabanna or some nike type of style. They usually were gold chains and gold necklaces and their hair is usually long and they were gelled back pony tails. They are usually tan(natural color!!!)or darker but there are alot of light gypsies too(which always makes me wonder,they are so proud of being pure blood,but its a little weird the fact some of them are light,almost white!). Gypsies have huge weddings that can last 3 days with many tradtions in the wedding.The woman usually wears a big crown and in some countries they marry in red.
Gypsy's in Spain are very cool. They are extremely handsome an its hard not to stare. They have an amazing culture with very emotional music and god given vocal cords! Their foot work is so amazing. I love their huge weddings and their accents are so nice! I wish I could speak calo!
by farru May 19, 2008
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Johnny: Oh, me and sarah got wild fucking, and she said that to fuck her I had to hit up that gypsy strudle.
Johnny: Oh, me and sarah got wild fucking, and she said that to fuck her I had to hit up that gypsy strudle.
by WordMan44 February 21, 2011
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