naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!

P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*

by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017

Gurt

to do something that is very smart but also very dangerous

Me: yogurt
Yo: who’s gurt
gurt: sybau
sybau: see what your doing is very smart but can also be very dangerous

by Masonsigma April 13, 2025

Gurting

The act of doing something that is smart, but also very dangerous

Bro , that guy is gurting right now.

by FootballzillaOnYt April 10, 2025

gurt

Something very smart but also very dangerous

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau 🥀

by Barry Golly May 4, 2025

gurt

something very smart, yet very dangerous

Woah, thats pretty gurt bro

by pimble May 14, 2025

Gurt

"Gurting or Gurt is an ironic slang term and spinoff of the "Gurt: Yo" meme that means doing something that's very smart but also very dangerous, which is a reference to the "What They're Doing Is Very Smart but Also Very Dangerous" meme."

Source: Know Your Meme

"Yo IKIAB, your Gurting right now

by phbz May 9, 2025

Gurting

The act of knowing what is happening, and it’s actually really smart, bus also very dangerous.

Ts gurting ong.

by Thechonker3347 April 15, 2025