glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015

the glass passenger

The upcoming album from Jack's Mannequin proceeding the band's first album, Everything in Transit. Release date is sometime this August(2008). It's a compilation of deeper and complex themes Andrew has melodically created over these past few years which had been frightening and hopeful at the same time. Surviving Leukemia gave this man, my hero, a second chance to do what he loves, and he's doing it damn well.

<3

me: did you hear about Jack's Mannequin's new album, The Glass Passenger?

you: Who's Jack's Mannequin?

me: They are the best band on the planet with a frontman who inspires, gives hope, and has an inexplicable passion for his music which he passes on to his fans through the airwaves.

by Stephanie I. April 30, 2008

Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

glasses

if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses

gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.

The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".

if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.

Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!

Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by Dhalphir October 27, 2011