guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy

Someone that carries, or looks like they should be carrying a guitar on their back.
These type of people usually hang around people that are don't really like them and are usually extremely annoying.

"Hey, look at that kid carrying a guitar, hanging around with people that clearly don't like him!"
"Yeah, what a Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy."

by SuxForElmo May 7, 2010

guimaraes

The early history of Guimarães is closely associated with the establishment of Portuguese national identity and the Portuguese language in the 12th century. Guimarães is of considerable significance by virtue of the fact that specialized building techniques developed there in the Middle Ages were transmitted to Portuguese colonies in Africa and the New World, becoming their characteristic feature. It is an exceptionally well-preserved town illustrating the evolution of particular building types from the medieval settlement to the present-day city, and particularly in the 15th-19th centuries.
Guimarães dominates the fertile plain that extends towards the sea. It is situated on the most important medieval communication routes connecting Monçao and Braga with Viseu and Caminha, the seat of the Portuguese Counts from the 10th century.

The early history of Guimaraes is closely associated with the establishment of Portuguese Nation

by Lawnsurfn Webs September 9, 2012

Guitarsonist

One who slays with an axe, in this case an axe is a guitar. A guitar player that literally melts faces and makes babies cry while shredding on his guitar, a.k.a. an awesome guitar player.

Zakk Wylde is a guitarsonist, yeah he melts faces.

by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009

Gimardiballed

1.To be beaten heavily in an activity, such as video games or sports. Another word for pwnd.

2. To make a big mistake in an activity, also such as video games or sports. Another word or phrase EPIC FAIL.

3. A combination of the two.

Origin: Give Mark The Ball. But in a slur Gimardiballed. It completely changes the meaning.

Note: this word must be yelled or shouted in a deep voice.

Dude, you just got GIMARDIBALLED!!!

haha you dropped the ball! YOU GOT GIMARDIBALLED BY THE BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude i just kicked your ass i cant believe you missed that last shot. you just got GIMARDIBALLED!!!!!

by The Asians July 28, 2009

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Guitar Hero Goggles

When you are done playing Guitar Hero (or another similar game), and you look around and everything looks like it is moving up (or down).

Chris: Haha, Rob tripped over the table. Are you dizzy?

Rob: I just scored 150,000 on "Free Bird!" Don't hate and I'm not dizzy, it was just Guitar Hero Goggles.

by jayB109 October 16, 2010