Glider

A mechanical League of Legends ADC prodigy on the EUW server.
When an insane play is made it is usually referred to as a "Glider".

Guy1: Bro no way you just won that teamfight 1v5.
Guy2: Yeah I just pulled a Glider.

by doinb 400cs 22min? October 7, 2020

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Guide Parent

Someone who takes the role of a God parent without being religious

Guide parent- A person who guides a child through life.

by Lesspeople October 9, 2020

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guide dogging

A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.

by uncle smegol November 20, 2020

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Guidelines

A way to try and force people to behave in a way they've never behaved before while calling it a new normal.

The guidelines and restrictions were a totalitarian government taking shape.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

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A group of people was trying to find out how much further they could go, how much more people would allow, how much longer it would take them to realize the crisis wasn't going to end without them fighting the folks behind the guidelines and restrictions.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

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