vaseline groove

1. les claypool's character's fantasy band name, meant to be another euphemism like pearl jam
2. a wet, slippery vagina, on the verge of gushing orgiastic creampie of a material with a vaseline-like consistency

"i'm lookin forward to lickin dat camel-toein' vaseline groove record comin out this month!"

by original prankster January 28, 2009

Grookey

When you inject your urethrae with green food coloring and cum on the face of a black person

Friend 1: Yo my buddy let me do a grookey to him.
Friend 2: Holy fuck man that's so awesome.

by FlyingSquid422 November 23, 2019

groom

Either of two male principals in a civil union.

The horny grooms were stiff as brooms on their wedding night!

by Adam n' Steve November 5, 2004

grome

Grome means: 'massively subtle'. While some may argue this is an oxymoron, grome in fact simply means an act of subtlety so subtle it is not even noticable by anyone.

Guy1: Dude! It's that guy I dont like, lets walk a tiny amount further away from him.

Guy2: Dude. That was grome.

by Matt Kneebone August 8, 2005

Groomerphilia

The desire by teachers and the media to discuss sex with pre-pubescent children.

With such venom, hate and Don't-Say-Gay legislation being thrown at teachers today for simply doing the job that suburban parents refuse to do, the table is being set for Groomerphilia to be the next big Civil Rights battle in the United States

by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

goomee

A guy with a small beer belly.

Because his shape is similar to that of a Gummi Bear candy.

Keep pounding those Beck's and well start calling you goomee.

by J. Harrier April 20, 2004

groove biscuit

1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.

2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.

1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.

2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.

by Catch-44 September 10, 2006