Flash Gordon 

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

Flash Gordon by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon 

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

jeff gordon by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Fischer Gordon 

Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."

Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!

Fischer Gordon by Rball March 18, 2018

Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

Archie Gordon by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Gordon 

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

Pulling a Gordon by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

jeff gordon 

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

jeff gordon by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

Victoria arron gordon 

A realy good name to give a vagina, because its initials would be V.A.G

Charlotte how's the vag (Victoria arron gordon)
Would the Vicky like to come out and play

Victoria arron gordon by puppy1 May 12, 2009