off the goose

Your extremely intoxicated

You were off the goose last night

by 818819 June 12, 2016

goose noggin

When a bearded man shits in a top hat and smacks another individual in the head while making geese noises.

Billy was being a little bitch, so the Abe lincoln impersonator shit in his top hat and whacked the stupid cunt upside the head while squawking wildly. He sure teached that bitch a lesson. Billy wont be fucktarded again after that goose noggin

by Methfucker707 November 18, 2013

Snap the goose

To make love to a Canadian.

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019

Packard Goose

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips

Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

goose cunt

thick person, person(s),

You are a goose cunt
What a goose cunt

by Pussycat44 September 23, 2016

Goose bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

Beyond the Goose

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.

Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!

by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010