Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.

The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea

by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026

Goonball

An odd person who prioritizes wins/kills over fun

John: Jake you are a fucking goonball for this game
Jake: How?

by ADA (A Dumb Ass) February 7, 2026

Goonaganism

Drinking the most chocolate milk out of anyone in his social circle. Often times developing addictions to the drink

He keeps buying chocolate milk I think he follows goonaganism

by The all knowing eye of urban February 9, 2026

Goonward

A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.

A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.

by ZDK284 February 25, 2026

Goonavation

The motivation and habits to create "goon" tendencies throughout someones life. Whether that would be through being a chud or skipping class, these actions are habitual through the person's goon lifestyle.

Nevinder has a lot of goonavation this past week!

by Reacherbj March 15, 2026

Goony Bin

Where one is institutionalized for masturbating too often.

Joe belongs in the goony bin for all of the jerking off he does.

by Ranch Goblin May 14, 2025

Goonia

A mysterious good fella who is always a scapegoat for when the huzz or the sexy bruzz barge in.

Bruzz: So, we have organised all the party items, the food, and got all the huzz
Me: what about goonia?
Bruzz: fucker

by The Goonia May 14, 2025