To continue consuming content you despise for the sole purpose of complaining and belittling it, typically to stimulate long dead joy centers in the brain.
Tim and his friends each spent 20 dollars a month so they could spend every Wednesday hate-gooning to Star Wars together, and sending threatening DMs to the actors.
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moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
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Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique
Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful
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After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
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