pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

Couple Goals

A couple that’s seen as best friends and lovers. Two people that can have fun with one another but show their love at the same time. Much Like Brandon and Danielle.

Damn, Brandon and Danielle are couple goals.

by DaddyMc October 15, 2018

black goalie

A phrase in which the meaning was given by Behzinga. A black man saving semen from going into the vagina.

Tobi trying to pull a black goalie during sex

by dorky minter March 20, 2017

Slipped one by the Goalie

The act of inpregnating a woman.

I've never been a father... "What you've never slipped one by the goalie?"

by Victor Laslow October 9, 2003

goalgly

A shot that drastically changes trajectory mid-flight without physical contact, bamboozling the goalkeeper

Arthur: "I say old boy - did you happen to catch that splendid strike by Montolivo at the weekend? Quite the bend on it I must say."
Spencer: "I certainly did old chap - 'twas a fine goalgly"

Roberto Carlos' free-kick against France at Le Tournoi was the epitome of a goalgly. The swerve was sensational!

Nelinho's goalgly against Italy at the 1978 World Cup was the catalyst for Brazil's comeback in that game.

by The Sweeyster August 25, 2013

rad dad goals

a phrase, usually used as a hashtag, that expresses admiration for another person's father

"OMG, her dad just made a pun! he is rad dad goals"
"#raddadgoals"

by lescoffeebeans March 7, 2015

Lacrosse Goalie Swag

Knee high socks
colorful Sweat pants tucked into those knee high socks
Brightly colored head, mesh, and Lazer green shooters
Large arm bands
Brightly colored tape
and brightly colored shoe laces= really pisses the fuck out of attack men and middies

Attack man: "Man look at brandons Lacrosse Goalie Swag!"
Midde: "yea i really want to stab the shit out of him"

by AquaHippo July 6, 2010