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Geek Squad

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004
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theatre geek

A (usually high school) student who performs in plays or does technical theatre work. Originally a term of derision (see definitions below), "theatre geek" has now been co-opted by theatre geeks.
You untimely ripp'd me from my theatre geek poker game to show me this crap? Shuffle off out of my face.
by sesamekinjiru January 27, 2005
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startled gecko

When you're sexing a girl from behind against a wall, and you "accidentally" slip it into her ass.
she will proceed to 'climb the wall' like a startled gecko.
Nick couldn't stand up anymore so he gave Emma a startled gecko. We're still waiting for her to climb down from the roof.
by L-Mo April 29, 2008
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Gecko

The small, computer generated lizard mascot for Geico. Portrayed with an Australian accent. Is a cute little bugger.
that gecko saved me hundreds on car insurance
by i love stuff December 13, 2004
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geeking

When you're so fucked up that time itself has no meaning at all. Looking for the right candybar at Walgreens can take hours when you're geeking. You can spend a day trying to fold some origami model, or solve a math problem, or read a single paragraph.
Also related to tweaking.
When tweaking AND geeking, this time contraction is combined with a feverish hurry and awareness of your own "meth stench," not to mention a belief that what you are doing is of the utmost importance, and is not to be disturbed by anyone.
I was geeking last night - I must have de-childproofed about 20 lighters!
by El Harlo October 28, 2004
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geek monster

your sister is a geek monster all she do is smoke crack.
by bobo d October 26, 2003
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geeked out

(adj) to be high on a stimulant. Usually cocaine.
That strippers eyes are so big and shes moving so fast that she has to be geeked out.
by Jacob Perrotta December 28, 2004
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