Jazz Geek

Someone who knows everything there is to know about jazz; usually can't play his way out of a wet paper bag.
He can tell you everything about Coltrane's entire vocabulary, but he can't swing at all. He's a jazz geek!
by Twelvebars859 March 08, 2009
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Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.
Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.
by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011
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That’s so geek

Being so high everything’s funny
bro Jessica’s back with her ex. That’s so geek
by Cousinfucked9 May 25, 2018
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band geek

1)a band member, one that does field shows
2)A person who enjoys 8 hours bus trips to go and walk around a football field
3)a kid that knows what's good in life
by druMajor October 23, 2003
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music geek

one who;
1) enjoys creating and listening to music
2) generally lives in a school band room
3) spends multiple hours a day learning to play multiple instruments.
4) believes football was created for pep band and half time
5) makes 'percussionist jokes' instead of 'blonde jokes'
6) knows what the word 'skosh means'
7) can legitamatly say "this one time at band camp..."
person 1: they sure play alot of instruments!
person 2: i never see them around school...
person 1: they are probably in the band room practicing
person 2: well... they are music geeks!!!!!

=D
by Yours-Truly May 10, 2008
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Matrix-geek

Someone who is constantly quoting some thing from the matrix and has memorized all of the lines from the movies, scenes from the games, has a currently MxO account, read many of the articles, owns a copy of the Keanu Matrix (awesome book ^-^) and does not need to look this word up. Basically, a fanatic witha a specified movie. Nukkas.
*setting: person working on math*
Sarah: I need help! What do I do?
Savannah: You have to get rid of 'x'.
Sarah: Give me the answer?
Savannah: I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it.
Sarah: You're such a Matrix-geek.
by Savanny June 20, 2006
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Hired Geek

An intellectual for hire for their creative or innovative talent. It was frequently used by Hunter S. Thompson, who used the phrase when describing himself or other journalists.
Any intellectual filling a creative position can be a hired geek.
by bigfatdeal August 23, 2010
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