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lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.
"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln
by Lively Debate October 31, 2013
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gash yack

by Dubbit57 January 7, 2020
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Rock gash

Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.

The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.
Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
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gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
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Gash handler

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.
by Haggisface December 8, 2012
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Gash Juice

Gash Juice is the juicy liquid from a womens vaj comes in a milk form or a clear liquid either way tastes like absolute heaven and should be drank anytime your missus cunt is soaking or gushing with cream better than yogurt best thing since sliced breed
A want to drink her minky juice gash juice
by Markie696 June 4, 2018
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