gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 27, 2020

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Gabe

Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole

Fuck you Gabe.

by Joe kitty January 29, 2017

gabagul

An extremely Italian meat made popular by the TV show 'The Sopranos'

"Hey Carm, you want some gabagul?"

by Erik Manson May 8, 2008

gabagootz

italian slang for penis.

"How you doin? My name is Tony Fabanyahn. How bout you put that drink down and tongue wrestle with my gabagootz?"

by Dedsexi August 2, 2009

gaballin

to be glazed(eyes glazed over), blazed(high on marijuana), and limping(walking incorrectly).

"After that blunt, Jill was gaballin"

by baller56 May 16, 2007

Gabe

To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.

GAAAHHH! I just Gabed

by Kool Cids January 1, 2017