unwashed gremlin

Unwashed Gremlin. -Any person who owns commie weaponry, you should never trust this type of person as they would kill you for a rusty can of beans. ie, owns an ak style of gun or worships slavshit like it.

Person#1 Hey have you seen David lately?
Person#2 No he went with that Unwashed Gremlin to his cave to look at all of his stolen guns.
Person#1 RIP David.

by America's last hope. July 5, 2017

Witch-Gremlin

Is a cute adorable little monster that follows you around where you work to a stalking degree, often lightweight when drinking, has four eyes, easy to throw, better at charming people with her smile than with magic, retarded, and has chicken feet.

My girl is a fucking witch-gremlin.

by Chester J. L'Carne September 20, 2021

Gremlin

Someone who looks and masturbates to pornography in any matter.

Dave's a gremlin

by Albinocreamegg January 2, 2024

monkey gremlin

A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.

"This boy that my friend dated is a monkey gremlin"

by tasha278 May 4, 2010

Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.

- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!

by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021

Sup Gremlin

An insulting way to greet a noticeably short friend or foe.

James: "Sup Gremlin"
Max: "Shut up James, I'm not that short!"

by Tamanime January 6, 2021

Skin-Gremlin

A skin-gremlin is an angry karen's solidified baby gravy, that has formed from the depth's of her Nether Regions, deemed unknown territories of many men.

Bro, tell this Karen to calm her Skin-Gremlin before his/her mutant spawn gets kicked into the stratosphere.

by UnsqueezedMinuteMaidLemon June 18, 2020