Titties on glass.

Human female breasts pressed against glass in a visually appealing way.

Senator Mix-A-Lot has called for legislation to end the shortage of fly Yolandas throwin' they titties on glass.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Glass Case of Emotion

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.

Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel

by DMF May 27, 2005

emo glasses

Thick, black-rimmed "nerd" glasses that make women look incredibly sexy

"That girl in the emo glasses is so fucking hot; I just want to blow my load all over them."

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

glassbergian

a well-written, provocative account of business, entertaiment or literary happenings scribed by a sophisticated, midwesterner-turned New Yorker.

"Holy peaches and chicken Batman, this book review in the New Republic was done in ultra-glassbergian fashion."

by Scooperman August 12, 2005

Glassmen

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.

Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!

by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011

Glasgow High School

hell

♫♪ ..."I'm on the highway to Glasgow High School"...♫♪

by dslifsdjl February 26, 2013

Spoerk glasses

glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.

person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you

person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee

by Ms. Thompson April 17, 2010