fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.

e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!

by Dant Mooney May 31, 2005

fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.

Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!

by BJFV March 1, 2011

fuck rob

a phrase commonly used at a workplace to describe a person who is only doing their job and asks a simple question, and then gets shit on by their coworkers.

"May i ask you a question?"
"fuck Rob, i'm busy!"

by fuckrob December 25, 2011

Fuck You Tax

A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."

£1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!

by eswqc January 16, 2011

Fuck America

What basically every-non-American in the world says when referring to the American imperialist way, capitalist pig and douche consumptionist fat attitude and culture.

Americunt: "Get gud spicy." Or "Should've wasted more money in that cpu of yours".

You: "Fuck America you nasty piglet piece of shit."

American: *In shock and surprise*
"Wh-aaat. Where you from ?"
*Proceeds to report, immediately looking for ways to backstab you*

by HmmkkAmericabooboo May 18, 2019

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

works better then "Shut up."

Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O

by thegirl123 April 7, 2009

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 9, 2004