Frumpkin

An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.

"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."

by big papa4536 September 20, 2011

FRUMP

Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.

by CleverMan July 17, 2003

Frumpo

a man that is/was frumpy.

see frumpy.

that man is such a frumpo in those sweatpants.

by sammmmmmspiffy June 11, 2008

Frump City

A group (class, organization, etc) filled with homely sometimes fat, but always indistinguishable women.

This elder law class is frump city, I wouldn't touch these girls with your cock.

by Oprah Arms January 15, 2009

frumpin

stupiedest word in the world! meaning ugly, awful, and anything not cool......

frumpin is a word

by treecannon January 8, 2011

Frumpcake

A person who is unintelligent, confused easily, often makes mistakes, or is plain stupid.

Oh My God your such a frumpcake

by MasterFrump September 11, 2011

Frumptard

Someone who takes forever answering texts! Even if you ask them a question that needs to be answered right away they will still take forever to answer or not answer at all. Or someone who does not stay on topic at all and if you ask them something and then another thing they will totally forget about what you were talking about in the first place. Also someone who just answers with a tongue face (:P) to a HUGE conversation you were just having. Also Known As: someone just being a jerk.

*Example 1*
Person 1: Hey, when are you coming back to visit?
(2 hours later....)
Person 2: Umm... i dont know..
Person 1: Really? It took you that long to just say i dont know...? You are a frumptard..
(3 hours later...)
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Nevermind..
(Doesnt text them anymore..)
*Example 2*
Person 1: When are you going to the party?
Person 2: 9 i think.
Person 1: Are you going with anyone?
Person 1: Are you taking anything?
Person 2: A couple drinks.
Person 1: Ok. What about the other thing i asked..?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I asked you something..?
Person 2: You did...?
Person 1: -_- nevermind.. you are such a frumptard.
*Example 2*
Person 1: I dont know if i should move to another place cuz im really sick of it here and everyone doesnt get anything..
Person 2: I would just get out if i were you..
Person 1: Should i though? like this is just making me miserable and i just dont know what to do..
Person 2: :P
Person 1: Stop being a frumptard!!

by 20Meh20 September 28, 2011