Mexican French Horn

Hand held leaf blower, such as used by gardeners and landscapers.

It's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican French Horns.

by dannyb December 4, 2007

pussy french kiss

When a man, or woman, French kisses a female's part. Done by sticking the tongue into the pussy and essentially French kissing with it. Feels very nice and is usually followed by passionate sex.

Mindy: Tom and I had some sweet sex last night.
Quinn: Sounds not! What did you do?
Mindy: First, he pushed me onto the bed and stuck his fingers inside me, but quickly started Frenching my pussy.
Quinn: What's a pussy French kiss?
Mindy: When they French kiss with your pussy.
Quinn: I should try that with Matt! He would love it!
Mindy: It is really hot and Cindy, Tom's cousin, even tried it on me and then I dry humped her. She's so hot.
Quinn: I didn't know you liked girls too!?
Mindy: I don't, but I LOVE Cindy!

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 6, 2017

frenched

frenched is one of the most common forms of kissing between people making out, which you involves putting your tongue or vis versa, in the mouth of the other person. This can go either very well or very bad. Make sure that what ever you consume beforehand is something your partner actually is ok with, and to get even more passionate, something that they love tasting.

Once and a while, a couple will enter a form of mortal combat with their tongues, and the loser typically drops down and sucks. (Or in rare cases, turns out the partner is a serial killer and the loser is game overed like a peasant.)

regardless, you either know this term or you don't, and if you didn't know this term before reading this, you probably will never experience this, or are a 12-16 year old and just had it happen (lucky you). If your past that age group, you will surely either die a virgin or have a super conservative partner. If you had this happen before 12, call 911 and tell the operator what happened, you have been sexual assulted by a priest or uncle, most likely above 18.

Me: OMG I frenched brittany.
Friend: Dude! Did you know Brittany is a trap?
Me: Well guess thats an added bonus ;)
Friend: *Walks away forever*

by Loner_Stars October 6, 2019

French Doorknob

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.

"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"

by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009

Ride the fence

1. To not take a stand on certain issues.
2. An awesome song by The Coup.

Don't ride the fence, let your voice be heard!

by Funkadelicparliamentarian October 4, 2008

French coat

Slang word for condom. Interestingly, the French equivalent is CAPOTE ANGLAISE, which means "English coat."

Be sure to wear a French coat.

by radiohead3885 April 15, 2005

French Courage

Similar to dutch courage, however instead of alcohol giving you some much-needed confidence, it is your prettiest/best/luckiest underwear.

Liz: "Are you still meeting your boyfriend's family tonight?"
Abi: "Yeah, but I'm not nervous 'cause I've got French Courage tonight, and they'll never suspect a thing."
Liz: "Good thinking."

by zomgrose July 26, 2011