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San Francisco Slip n Slide 

1. Human or, in lesser instances, animal feces found carelessly deposited on a sidewalk, parking lot, or other place where people commonly walk, originating in the notorious behavor by the homeless of San Francisco, California.
2. The act of inadvertently stepping into feces under such conditions.
Yesterday while walking downtown, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped into a San Francisco Slip n Slide.”
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San Francisco Sidewalk 

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.
"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"

San Francisco Bungee Jump

When you jump off a cliff with a string of anal beads in your ass, and you have to clench to stop yourself.
When we go to California on vacation, me and the family will have to try out a San Francisco Bungee Jump

San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter

San Francisco shuffle 

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

San Francisco High Five 

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!

San Francisco Salad 

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.
His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad