When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 03, 2022
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Jean-Francis

jean-francis is actually annoying. He says stuff with a lot of attitude, but he also secretly tries his best which makes you not be mean to him. He also makes ppl laugh a lot which is good.
Me: Hi?
Jean-Francis: Ugh... What is it

(Like actually this is annoying)
by ANIME ADDICTION October 11, 2021
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Francis Special

The drink you obtain after mixing all flavors of Mountain Dew that is said to taste like diabetes.
I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.
by OCWEB December 01, 2016
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This school is A VERY VERY BAD SCHOOL DO NOT GO HERE, everyone at the school is acting like they are being forced to act cool do bad things and say slang words. They play stupid games at the school such as yongo yongo means disgusting in some other language but how it starts is when you touch something disgusting you get yongo and its like a game of tag and you have to pass it on, whoever has it last at the end of the day has to get jumped by all the people who were playing the game, like full on kicked punched everything. The teachers dont care and you will get bullied if your new, its like a social hierachy and you have to be the most feared and baddest of them all to get to the top. And if you are weaker than others you WILL get picked on. Sometimes people just want to fight you if you have beef with them they will want fo fight you and say "lets run 1's" this school is very bad dont go to it.
St Francis High School Crestmead
Student 1: He had yongo last yaam

Student 2: lets beat him up
Everyone: *beats the guy up*
by thinking.. August 03, 2022
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Señor Francis

A drink costing of vodka, cheerwine, white claw, and sprite that is named after the famous Spanish conquistador from the 1580s that landed in Carteret county North Carolina and was known for creating the modern day jewelry market in Swansboro county
Alex drank way too many Señor Francis’ last night and passed out in the trailer
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Francis the talking mule

I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
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Francis Fur

When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.

Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.

Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:

“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”

“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”

“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 29, 2023
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