a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters
posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.
posterB: main street has been shut for a week.
posterC: haha, what a forum jockey
posterB: main street has been shut for a week.
posterC: haha, what a forum jockey
by rxm6 February 18, 2009
Get the forum jockey mug.The mysterious, unstoppable fear (shitting of the pants) some Formspring users receive after looking through piles upon piles of hate questions and threats, causing bitching, arguments or more recently, clogging up the damn news feeds on Facebook attempting to somehow miraculously make the person cut their wrists.
Person 1: Aww noo look at all these haters....AHHHHHHH
Person 2: Ooooooh look here see, it says you're going to get stabbed...
Person 3: (in background) those bastards froze my Facebook!
Person 1: I'm so scared oh my God!
Person 2: Dude, I think you've got Formspringaphobia.
Person 2: Ooooooh look here see, it says you're going to get stabbed...
Person 3: (in background) those bastards froze my Facebook!
Person 1: I'm so scared oh my God!
Person 2: Dude, I think you've got Formspringaphobia.
by AndrewC1995 May 8, 2011
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From the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a veteran is an old soldier of long service. A forum veteran (often just called a veteran or a vet; plural veterans or vets) is simply a member of an online community that has stuck around in that community for a long time and is usually quite knowledgeable regarding the community's members, history, etc.
Furthermore, forum veterans are often characterized as having fairly large post counts and being highly respected and/or well-known within their community (the latter depending on the size of said community).
Also, in some communities they are referred to as old-timers (especially after they refer to past events being "back in the day," etc)...
Furthermore, forum veterans are often characterized as having fairly large post counts and being highly respected and/or well-known within their community (the latter depending on the size of said community).
Also, in some communities they are referred to as old-timers (especially after they refer to past events being "back in the day," etc)...
by Ryan3932 October 23, 2011
Get the forum veteran mug.(Noun): Someone who saves the forum by contributing to it. Whether it's changing something to benefit the community, or controlling the crowd.
by Pearlx July 27, 2011
Get the Forum Saver mug.Forum Fucks;Obnoxious moderators on meaningless websites who like to throw their weight around,and constantly edit,correct,delete posts,or discipline users of the website,for breaking dumb,meaningless and non descript rules.Some of them also invade your privacy by reading your private messages from other forum users.
The forum fucks must be at it again cuz my post,which they mostly deleted,makes no sense now,and I got a "fraction" by my username!
by caline March 31, 2014
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"What is the best bicycle to ride to work, one mile on flat ground. I have a budget of $400."
"Don't waste your time with a craptastic $400 bicycle, you will need to purchase a carbon fiber or titanium frame road bike with Shimano Dura Ace components. You will quickly outgrow your work commute and will need a bike that can handle 100 mile events. Expect to pay in the neighborhood of $5000. I'll sell you mine for $4800."
"What is the best bicycle to ride to work, one mile on flat ground. I have a budget of $400."
"Don't waste your time with a craptastic $400 bicycle, you will need to purchase a carbon fiber or titanium frame road bike with Shimano Dura Ace components. You will quickly outgrow your work commute and will need a bike that can handle 100 mile events. Expect to pay in the neighborhood of $5000. I'll sell you mine for $4800."
"I asked a car performance forum what is the fastest car to buy for under $25,000 and they told me to buy a $70,000 Corvette Z06 . Stupid forumflation, that's not what I asked for." forum inflation
by trixwagen September 23, 2015
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by 死ね December 11, 2015
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