If you dont cut the shit and get out of my face, I am going to punch you and fold your snot box over.
by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

by Ykwtfii November 1, 2020

Fold; overweight and elderly (combination of fat and old)
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
Folded; When someone is over 55 years old and they just inhaled a whole pizza and a “love it” size ice cream from cold stone they are folded. adjective.
my daughter and I are having ice cream and I ask her if i look “fold” or “am i folded?”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
friend: “that man is fat AND old!”
friend 2: “ Wow! He folded”
bro #1 “hey bro did you see my new chick”
bro #2 “dude! she’s folded. she’s fat and old!”
by Petexia Tired-of-all-this June 23, 2022

Sex.
by Wise guy 2012 September 1, 2021

The effect of bending your body forward, head to ankles, while under the influence of fentanyl. Standing on two feet in a sleep state, folded over, giving the appearance of cherry-picking, or carpet-surfing.
by 0z3-N0-DoZzznOff July 13, 2025

Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.
Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.
by Folde December 15, 2008
