fist pumping

A ridiculous,inane activity which only tools and people from the Jersey Shore find exciting.

Me: Dude, last night was awesome. I got gang raped by every Playmate of the year from the last decade.
Jesrsey Tool:That was nothing,I was at the club fist pumping 'til the sun came up!

by takeout boy May 25, 2010

Gorilla Fist

An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also known as a "2001" in reference to the opening scene in the movie.

" Oh man, I got so wasted last night I let this Fugly give me a Gorilla fist behind the bar! I can barely walk today...."

by Adam Basich April 14, 2008

sister fister

Anyone who has shoved their hand into a friend's sister's cunt

1) WOW I PULLED THE SISTER FISTER ON STEPH
2) I pulled the sister fister on blakes sister

by Zane April 4, 2003

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008

fister sister

1. a female who likes to engage in the ancient art of fisting with other women.

2. the act of fisting your female sibling.

3. an order of nuns devoted to fisting

1. watch out for that chick, i hear she's a fister sister

2. A: i often like to fister sister
B: you mean, fist a sister?
A: same thing dickhead

3. she is a sister of the fister religion.

by 60 2nd squire January 5, 2009

Beef Fist

The subtle art of farting in your cupped hand and throwing it in someone's face.

"Dude, my nan totally pissed me off with her moaning last night so I gave her an epic beef fist"

by LukeyB316 December 21, 2008