full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.

by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017

Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.

Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

Flavor-pack

To pass gas directly onto a surface. Usually while seated in a chair or bed.

Enrique: Justin, did you just flavor-pack that chair?
Justin: Yes sir, I did!

by Co-did January 2, 2009

Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

oridginal flavor

Da much-loved traditional recipe for grooved potato chips.

Da classic salt-'n'-vinegar potato chips are okay, but I love da oridginal flavor kind even better 'cuz they hold da dip better than da smooth-surfaced wafers do.

by QuacksO January 3, 2022

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)

Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.

by banana1997 May 2, 2018