Deep Sea Fishing

To emulate a deep sea fishing rod by cupping your testicles and grasping your erected penis on Chatroulette.

Emmons: "Dude, Im deep sea fishing this guy!"
Pauly: "What? No way."
Emmons: "Hook. Line, & Sinker."
Pauly: "That's pretty gay."

by Lusking April 17, 2010

Puddle Fishing

The act of doing something in vain, doing something in a way that it cannot be achieved.

Making the air cleaner is puddle fishing when you are driving a car.

by MLE vonn July 3, 2005

gravy fishing

the act of obtaining all available condiments of a fastfood chain, usually KFC gravy, in an attempt to have an opportunity to flirt with female customers who also want the said condiments

"Hencie's hobby is gravy fishing because he loves them hoes." -Champxf

by Loads of Kikis May 25, 2008

People Fishing

After attaching money to a fishing pole or wire, one casts it out into the street and waits for people to pick it up, but the money is immediately pulled away. Do this until the person realizes what is going on and walks away.

Hey, do you want to go people fishing tomorrow?
Sure, I'll grab my pole and a dollar! Where shall we go? Wall Street?

by -Redd- April 6, 2010

sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.

Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*

by lukadude June 20, 2015

Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

by Mr.Dinoman August 16, 2018

Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.

Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.

by Legend1999 February 28, 2019