fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

by SecondGlance May 2, 2014

Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.

Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.

by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014

Slutter-fied

When your day is that bad and you think it couldn't get any worse, then you see your girlfriends work add in the personals Colum

Hey bro check out this advert, isn't that your Mrs, bro if that was me I'd be slutter-fied

by JungleBudgie July 27, 2016

Fi Fi

A small and beautiful creature

Thar Fi Fi sure is amazing

by Wilbertines September 8, 2019

FI

Abbreviation for Financially Independent / Financial Independence

Jebediah has won the lottery! Now he is set for life. He is financially independent.

by my_pseudonym11231 January 11, 2020

Bro-fi

Science fiction for bros or with high bro appeal. Mixing magic, aliens or other sci-fi tropes with girls, booze, partying, boobs, recreational drug usage, joking, pranks and sex are hallmarks of solid bro-fi.

Examples: Hot Tub Time Machine, John Dies at the End, Shaun of the Dead, The World's End and yes, Woody Allen's "Sleeper" might be the first.

Dude 1: Dude, "Dude, Where's My Car?" was an excellent bro-fi movie, dude!

Dude 2: Dude! Hells yeah doooooood!

by Theo Faughnan January 12, 2020