Feeter

When you insert your (probably cold) feet in between another person's clenched thighs in order to warm them up. Feet must be placed halfway between the knee and hip.

Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.

Hey man, I forgot my shoes and need to use your feeter.

Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?

Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?

by Joobynana December 15, 2011

Feterobicougfaknia

mix between leperaidsiphishark and cancer.

Did you here about paul? Rough day, he got Feterobicougfaknia.

by Dr. Sexbox December 29, 2007

Feasterville-Trevose, Pa

You name a fast food place and Feasterville has it.There are fancy place like the INNFLIGHT all the way down to the bottom of the chain Taco bell.

Feasterville-Trevose, Pa. has a Mcdonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, ARbys, Burger king, Wendys, SUbway, Woks Cooking, Dominos

by Alex Lavado July 3, 2006

Fosters

Australian for 'Tourist'

Q: "Can I have a Fosters"
A: "Bloody tourists"

by Effie1987 October 25, 2012

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

to be fettered

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.

I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.

by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

Fasterisking

The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.

"I wish they would all f*ck off", "boll*cks" and "b*gger" are all examples of fasterisking.

by arch arrow March 18, 2011