Swalwell Feat

Farting on live television followed by having sex with a Chinese spy.

Eric may be the only person in history to accomplish the rare Swalwell Feat.

by whistle_pig January 13, 2021

The Shullman Feast

A incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. It involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. Why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. To top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.

Eric, a horny and hairy man, ordered "The Shullman Feast" he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. He immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric bypass surgery

by Boca561WHATWHAT September 5, 2011

Tears for Fears

A hip band from the 80s. Featuring Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal. Responsible for hits such as the notorious "Mad World" which was unfortunately covered by Gary Jules. Also responsible for "Shout" and many other songs you'd only recognize if they were played right in front of you.

Yo, dude, did you know that the original "Mad World" was by Tears For Fears??? Roland Orzabal's dance moves in that music video haunts me.

by mickjonesismysugardaddy February 22, 2019

fearmongering

Provoking fear in order to get someone to get stuff done. What Republicans use to fight terrorism and what Democrats use to fight global warming or climate change or whatever they're calling it now.

It's a massive two-way street and is one of the cheapest ways to get something done.

The Republicans are fearmongering so much that Americans are actually starting to believe another attack is coming soon.

The Democrats are fearmongering with global warming to the point where people have just stopped driving their cars altogether.

by Wadeford February 3, 2010

Head Under Feather

When someone does something wrong and gets upset by the result, but refuses to admit a mistake even though they are clearly in the wrong.

Joe ran a stop sign and got chewed out by a cop. He would not let it go and was so Head Under Feather about it.

by Phil O December 14, 2007

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's

(ex. Thats horse feathers)

by eep.. May 13, 2005

featherweight

Someone who can get drunk or high off of incredibly small amounts of stuff. Usually a small person.

Dude! Sherry's passed out in the bathroom! Didn't she only have a quarter of a beer? Featherweight!!

Okay, Hannah, you better only have one hit. You're such a featherweight, last time you had two and you were stoned for days.

by afoxinsox May 7, 2010