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The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.
Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby
by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015
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Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother
Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me
by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018
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father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children
You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....
by Richie234 November 20, 2017
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Father Hammond

Only the best YouTuber/Twitch streamer ever. He’s a hamster who used to play Overwatch and now plays Rust.
Father Hammond is the best fucking YouTuber ever.
by HopeKoala April 7, 2022
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father's day

South African slang used in some parts of the country. Describes a situation at a party / get-together / social gathering where most of the participants are men, especially those in their middle-ages and a bit older. Not necessarily a sausage fest of older men.

In a stereotypical setting, jazz and soulful deep house is the order of the day, expensive whiskies and brandies pouring, and a very decent collection of cars assembled. A small number of women may be there, sometimes wives / girlfriends of some of the participants, or young women being courted.
Piet: "Isn't Sipho holding a chill session or something? We should go I'm bored."

Angelo: "I walked past his house and it's father's day there. Not for me bra."
by bideniscool94 November 7, 2021
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Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect
I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night
by father of nature July 7, 2020
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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
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