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The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family
A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant
Who did not work hard for his family
who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .
A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.
A friggin slacker
The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is
Me: My father was a asshole
Person #2 :Yea so is mine
Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you
by Inahzi April 3, 2007
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father

i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie
by vixen5 October 18, 2008
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Fathbewk

Another word for "Facebook" that is pronounced differently. The name of the person who pronounces it this way is Space Wolf. Look him up on steam, hes gay.
Space Wolf: Hey lets go on fathbewk
Seaman Sponge: Nah man i'm not gay
by SeamanSponge June 15, 2009
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fathermocker

An alternative to the offensive "motherfucker". In theory, someone who would mock their father.
I can't believe that fathermocker ate all of my marshmallows!
by Travelshark44 August 22, 2012
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Fathiest

(fay thee ist) 1. A person who professes faith when in fact that faith does not exist in order to gain acceptance 2. to move covertly among a community of tight knit faith (such as Hasidic Jews or Mormons) for business purposes or for other personal gain. 3. A person who suddenly adopts a religion (temporarily) for the sake of a favorable outcome in a court proceeding.
Ex. 1, "She's not even Jewish at all, she just wants to hang around Favel's sisters, everyone knows she's a fathiest except for him."

Ex. 2, "Why did she take communion? -We were just arguing about how she thought it was stupid and never got confirmed; damn fathiest!"

Ex. 3, "I realize that I have taken vows of celibacy, but now I shall un-take them with this harlot here, for I am a fathiest."
by T.S.L. August 1, 2013
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Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.
A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."
by Wolfcry January 11, 2014
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fatherality

fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor
Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality
by mills222 July 29, 2014
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