fail @ gmail

The opposite of bomb dot com. The act of failing so hard you get your own e-mail address and a sad e-mail along with it.

Dude 1: yea she totally rejected me

Dude 2: i saw, fail @ gmail.

by JJNYCDC December 12, 2010

Fail Buns

Buns that are inadequate in comparisson to others.

Key ingredient to the much loved lolburger.

1. "man, did you just see him get pwned?? rolf, he has fail buns"

2. "what are these fail buns doing here? They belong in a lolburger"

by jkrvnjkmnv September 7, 2009

fail anthem

The fail anthem is Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" clip that plays when people are shot or other bad things happen. The more fails, the more the fail anthem repeats and the more failarious it is.

fail anthem:
"mmm, wacha say, that you only meant well-
mmm, wacha say, that you-
mmm, wach-
mm-
mm-
mm-
mmm, etc"

by fail warior September 18, 2009

Fail Whale

A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme

When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale

by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009

Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover May 11, 2011

fail safe

a ripped or broken latex condom

"<pant pant> Sorry about the fail safe, honey"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

fail job

two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.

"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"

by bethxthexloser February 8, 2009