Skip to main content

High-Functioning-Liberal

A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.
by GlizzyGobbler1141 October 24, 2023
mugGet the High-Functioning-Liberal mug.

Pre-AP Functions

A very fast math class that will make you squirm in pain and end up 10 days behind even though it's only been 5 days since the course started.

This class generally has 5 groups of kids:
The Human Calculators: Very smart, do all the math in their head, find it very easy and don't do homework
The Forced Mathematicians: Hate math but mom and dad force them to take pre-ap, likely already took the course outside of school.
The Passionate Gang: Kids that love math, and are good at it, but aren't always as fast as human calculators.
The AP Kids: These people take all the AP courses that they can take, including Pre-AP Functions
The Whipped: Kids who randomly joined but aren't brilliant at math, often fall asleep for 2 weeks after course ends.
Teacher: We're starting Unit 5 today.
Kid: WHAT! I'm still on Unit 1!

Teacher: What did you expect, it's Pre-AP Functions
by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021
mugGet the Pre-AP Functions mug.
Related Words

AIR DA FUNCTION

Trap Slang:

Someone who pulled up to da spot wit the intention of trying to Ear Hustle information & use it to their benefit later.
“Who gone say what? Who gone do what? Fuck is you Ear Hustlin? ??
Pulled up and air da function. He disappeared somewhere”
by on November 30, 2021
mugGet the AIR DA FUNCTION mug.

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
mugGet the Functional Dump mug.

Funneling

The use of a funnel to insert objects into a persons anus for stimulation and pleasure.
Dude, not all Asian girls are into funneling baby eels.
by notshok October 15, 2010
mugGet the Funneling mug.

fart funnel

A funnel used to fart into peoples mouths, generally any kind of funnel placed into someone's mouth and then farted into, generally it is used on the first person who parties out early.
"Hey dude, jake's passed out." Let's fart funnel him!"
by Joey313 June 15, 2006
mugGet the fart funnel mug.

cum funnel

cum funnel: the art of group mastrabation into a funnel placed inside an obalob's mouth once the obalob has the groups jism in her mouth she then proceeds to snowball with other group members
"heres jen she's an obalob lets funnel cum with her."
by bal March 8, 2005
mugGet the cum funnel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email