Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.

Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!

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Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

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Ryan Foster

Some nobody trying to primary Rashida Tlaib, one of america's best congresspeople. He's probably a pro-genocide lunatic propped up by MAGA republicans.

Bruh who the hell is this Ryan Foster guy? I'm voting Rashida Tlaib for Congress, she's an actual democrat.

by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024

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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.

“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”

by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025

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