Folding piano

Colloquial expression indicating someone with a propensity to respond adversely to pressure.

Man, that nort's a total folding piano.

by bobworship September 16, 2009

foldered

To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business!

by NARZE February 9, 2010

foldgers

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.

Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.

by mooke's zj July 1, 2011

Foldemort

A nickname for your enemy's vagina. A reference to her "Harry P.", if you will.

Her Foldemort swallowed him whole.

by AnotherOne) June 3, 2016

blind folded logan rackley attack

a wrestling move often used by red-headed ufc fighters, where you throw your arm around there face there for blind folding them, this move was invented by a wrester named logan rackley

did u see that fight last night, tito ortiz pulled off the "blind folded logan rackley attack" on kimbo slice.

by chase1989 January 14, 2010

ben folds

A man who once levitated a piano during a concert.

"Fuckin A, Ben levitated a piano!"

by UT Law Student April 14, 2005

folding money

n. paper currency as opposed to coins. (Southern dialect).

Bubba was tired of all of that loose change in his pocket rubbing his leg so he want into the store and swapped it for folding money.

by Richard Black October 8, 2007