fobio

adjective and noun. gender neutral. singular and plural. someone who is fabulously a fob; someone who is an extreme fob

Homeboy 1: Yo Homes, check out that dude over there.
Homeboy 2: Which one?
Homeboy 1: The brotha' who can't speak a word of English, is wearin the gold rimmed glasses, is mad skinny, has got the polo shirt tucked into those dress pants he wears everyday, and has a crew cut.
Homeboy 2: Hahaha. That dude is such a fob.
Homeboy 1: Naw, bro'. He's fobio.

by Semmie K April 23, 2005

fobbq

fob barbeque, a barbeque hosted by south asian immigrants. complete with wading in the ocean or lake with dayware clothing still on, old brown men playing pathetic beach volleyball and cricket. food includes everything from corn to kabob on a grill, smothered with spices.

Karen: Hey Raj, want to watch a movie tomorrow afternoon?
Raj: Sorry Karen, I have to go to a fobbq with my extended family.

by greyandcloudy June 21, 2009

FOBinit

FOBinit means to do something incredibly difficult. Going hard. Giving it all u have

Dude did u just see that guy FOBinit out there on the basketball court he is the man. When the football team scores a 100 ur kick return the entire team is defiantly FOBinit. Ron Jeremy defiantly was fobinit in his last movie.

by The fobs January 1, 2014

FOBR boardies

The people of the FOBR boards. A community/family in itself, they frown upon bad grammar and the use of 'r', 'u', etc. You need to be able to type and speak like a normal human being before you have a chance to belong there. Have had many dramatic episodes, such as the night when boardies were willing to literally kill themselves for each other. Laugh at the p33n, is full of many many different Teams and/or Camps, and know better than to spam other messageboards. Most boardies are proud to be boardies, and some have been there for nearly 2 years (but remember, the boards have not been around for 2 years). From first glance, they seem completely full of bad energy. You just have to hang around them for a while so you can get used to them, and know what ticks them off and don't. Strongly discourage new people coming, love the old ways even if they don't have them much anymore. They thrive on boardie secrets, stalk lists, ranking threads, whore yourself threads, and 'ask me questions' threads. Are notorious amongst other boards, usually. Have haters upon haters, and usually don't care. Love to be mentioned, but not if n00bz are involved. The majority of boardies have Pete W.'s sn, and put it to good use with stalking it. Have their own language. Are pretty vicious sometimes. They strongly dislike st00pid n00bs, but you're welcome if you have lurked and understand the ways. You have to come in knowing what you're doing, or die horribly. Unless you're a boy. We always encourage some p33n.
PS: They'll probably frown upon this definition. = I made it half-dead, don't eat meh for it.

Boardie 1: how r u???1??
Boardie 2: ROFFLECOPTER STFU AND GTFO.
Rest of boardies: *quotequote boardie2* LOLZERFACCE FOBR BOARDIES GON' GETCHOO
Boardie 1: *CRIES IN LITTLE CORNER* U GUYZZ ARE SOOO MEANN!!!111ELEVENTYFIVE!!!
All of boardies: LLOOOOOLLLZZZ STFFU N00B

by Kassie (nikki623) November 6, 2008

FOBLO

Acronym: Fear of Being Left Out

Anxiety caused by knowing that friends are planning something (like an outing, party or wedding) and you won't be invited, or nobody will remember to tell you about it. This causes one to reach out to everyone attending to make sure he/she is not forgotten.

Barbara was calling, emailing and texting everyone to say "hi" but they all knew she just had FOBLO and wanted to go to the party.

by Sarcastinator July 11, 2011

Fobigga

A person of islander/polynesian origin that trys to be like an american gangsta using such word as ,nigga,nigga please and also trys to rap and have little groups of people trying to be a gang and they also think there in the crips and blood.
THIS IS A POLNESIAN VERSION OF A WIGGA

john:hey bro have you heard about those niggas tryin to tag up our turf
Harry:ur a Fobigga stop trying to act african american your not ur not in the crips and bloods just stop discracing your self and get a job

by i_luv_Cheeks April 27, 2009

Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009