Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

flavor powder

The flavored and often colorful powders which season much junk food. Flavor powder is most obvious once it has been transferred from snack to fingers, as is most vividly illustrated by Cheetos.

Why are you eating those chips with chopsticks?
So I can keep gaming without getting flavor powder all over my keyboard, you amateur.

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018

flavored

to have flavor, steez, a high amount of swagger and self confidence, unique style, etc.

“Man, of course we had sex on the first date. She couldn’t resist how flavored I was.”

by tylercoolidge May 31, 2021