Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).
"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010
Get the spunk-flavored lollipopmug. by anonymous June 4, 2023
Get the flavor crystalsmug. When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.
"Did you see Tina's butt??? "
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."
by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018
Get the Flavor Blastedmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025
Get the Raspberry Flavored Cocainemug. "The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Food-Flavormug. by JakeThaGr8 October 5, 2020
Get the Flavor-savermug. The string on thong underwear that rides along your butt crack and across your anus. Usually is discolored due to poor wiping and smells of sweat mixed with ass juice and fecal matter. Unisex in nature. Also known as butt floss.
Gay Guy 1: When I went down to eat your ass, I pulled the flavor saver aside and got a wiff of extreme swamp ass. That got me bricked instantly.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.
by Assman1969 November 7, 2025
Get the Flavor savermug.