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Fartnight

Similar to a fortnight (2 weeks) this is the period of time that the odor lingers around when you fart and you shouldn't have...like in church or in an elevator.
Jesus, and here I thought this would be an SBD non-stinker but it turns out it was a fartnight with a capital FART!
by here_and_there August 30, 2017
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Frating green

The shade of green which is supposed to make you feel comfortable in hospitals, industrious in schools and uneasy in police stations.
by A frood February 6, 2018
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Farming IND

Where drug pushers kidnap victims to test there drugs on
Yo! Did you hear Kellie got Farming IND done to her
by Girlslikeme June 27, 2021
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face farming

the act of growing a beard and/or mustache.
"sweet face farming, dotson. I've never seen you with a goatee"
by blue eyes, yo March 4, 2010
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chris farrington

The cool kid maybe the coolest and has the biggest dick and very charming and down to party.
Do you know Chris Farrington ? Yeah he's the coolest.
by UrbanbigKid October 22, 2014
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carpet farming

The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.

(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!
by queenofskitzerland July 2, 2015
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Moisture Farming

Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.
Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.

Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
by Krrrap July 20, 2016
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