A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
Get the Failure Beardmug. When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
Get the Cellaerial Failuremug. 
When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
Get the Asshole failuremug. 
“Steven, You’re a failure!”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
“How many times can you be a failure?”
“I wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILURE”
“Just a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILURE”
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
Get the Failuremug. by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023
Get the Anal failuremug.